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\u201cCompetitive Salary\u201d<\/strong> \u201cJoin our fast-paced company\u201d<\/strong> \u201cCasual work atmosphere\u201d<\/strong> \u201cSome overtime required\u201d<\/strong> \u201cDuties will vary\u201d<\/strong> \u201cMust have an eye for detail\u201d<\/strong> \u201cCareer-minded\u201d<\/strong> \u201cApply in person\u201d<\/strong> \u201cSeeking candidates with a wide variety of experience\u201d<\/strong> \u201cProblem-solving skills a must\u201d<\/strong> \u201cRequires team leadership kills\u201d<\/strong> \u201cGood communication skills\u201d<\/strong>
We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.<\/p>\n
We have no time to train you.
We don\u2019t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.<\/p>\n
Some every night and some every weekend.<\/p>\n
Anyone in the office can boss you around.<\/p>\n
We have no quality assurance.<\/p>\n
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).<\/p>\n
If you\u2019re old, fat or ugly you\u2019ll be told that the position has been filled.<\/p>\n
You\u2019ll need it to replace the three people who just quit.<\/p>\n
You\u2019re walking into perpetual chaos.<\/p>\n
You\u2019ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.<\/p>\n
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"